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Throb · Mon May 14, 2007 7:01 pm STUART PEARCE GETS SACKED

Speculation has been rife over Pearce's tenure at Eastlands following a load of old bollocks of a Premiership campaign and the club acted immediately following their final game of the season, well a good 24 hrs after the game.

A 2-1 defeat at Tottenham on Sunday left City 14th in the league and looking sheepish like a naughty school boy.

A statement on the club's website confirmed Pearce's contract had been 'terminated' with 'immediate effect', and wordls like, "clueless, numpty, usless, bollocks, poo, shit etc" were also heard to be mumbled

Chief executive Alistair Mackintosh added: "The board of directors would like to thank Stuart for him winning Manchesetr City another entry in the record books as the team to score the least goals at home in the premiership, we think this is a stirling achievement"

Pearce's position was undermined by large moles digging beneath his feet and the fact that he did not have a clue about tatctics or player spotting.

Pearce is convinced that his "cute stickabilty" will get him another job with a top flight club, possibly with Altrincham in the Northern Conference

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