PLANET FOOTBALL, SPORT & MUSIC

Monkey Balls · Thu Jul 19, 2007 7:57 pm If only i'd locked the door!

My new boss (been with the company 2 weeks) was caught self gratifying yesterday in the gents at work. He did'nt turn up today.

Can anyone out there beat that for a "ground opening up moment?"

Robot Nixon · Thu Jul 19, 2007 9:17 pm

:shock: NO!

Rosler28 · Fri Jul 20, 2007 12:42 am

A lad I work with was caught in a company vehicle by one of the senior supervisors spanking his monkey with a copy of "Fat & Forty" across his lap. He just brazenly laughed it off saying his missus (15 years older than him) was on the change.
He's a right dirty fucker and no mistake, just like that character in Little Britain who fancies his mates gran. He's shagged some real rough looking women, the sort that are still minging after 20 pints. He uses the old adage of "It's a dirty job but someone's got to do it!" as a motto. I told him that where he is concerned that phrase is actually a get out clause/excuse.
Shameless.

Peter Parka · Fri Jul 20, 2007 9:07 am

I walked in the loos as a workmate at a paint spay shop was just climaxing, was something I really could have done without seeing though we did rip the piss out of him until he finally left! :lol: