PLANET FOOTBALL, SPORT & MUSIC

Robot Nixon · Sun Sep 02, 2007 5:07 pm Tolerance

Cant we all just get along?.........

Hahahaha

Peter Parka · Sun Sep 02, 2007 5:24 pm

"The spirit of levity returned, however, toward the parade's finish, which featured balloon giveaways, a float contest, and an appearance by 6-year-olds Christopher Weiland and Courtney Wendt, who were crowned "Junior Mister and Miss Heterosexual" on Saturday."

Jesus, thats a bit too young to be started kids on any kid of sex! :?

Monkey Balls · Mon Sep 03, 2007 9:18 am

"To see a whole community rally together like this around a good cause—it's really an inspiration," said Ellen Lundblom, a mother of four enjoying the festivities with her youngest son, first-time reveler Timmy, 3. "If I were a lesbian, this would have really made me feel awful about myself."

.................................... :shock:

"My favorite part was the balloons," Timmy Lundblom said. "They had all different colors of angry frowny-faces on them.".................... :twisted:

Jesus, arent americans great, imagine if you were black and gay living in that town. :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Throb · Tue Sep 04, 2007 12:44 pm

GRAND PLAINS, NE—A tight-knit rural inbred redneck Midwestern farming community commemorated the demonization of homosexuality and the celebration sex between sons and daughters on Sunday with its annual Gay Shame Parade and Keep It In The Family Parade. A three-decade-old tradition that has become a cornerstone of the town's cultural identity apart from when the townsfolk star in The Hills Have Eyes movie series, with no need for effects or make up.

"Every year, the whole town turns out to enjoy Nebraska's famous summer sunshine, sample foods, browse the craft bazaar, and shame homosexuals for their repulsive decadent behavior, then cop off their relatives, the closer the relation the better, ," said web fingered Frank Mitchell, mayor of Grand Plains, NE and parade marshal and Ayran Brotherhood memeber. "This year was our biggest turnout yet. Everybody had so much fun ostracizing the gays then boning the shit out of their mum or sister or cousin or all one of them at the same time.

The parade featured the usual assemblage of Gespatpo style Local Police, fire trucks, antique cars, and farm equipment, which local residents had draped in red-white-and-blue banners that read "Burn in the Eternal Flames of Hell!" before using them on each other in acts of "family bonding" City Councilman Fred Brandeen, a man with one eye in the centre of his forehead said, "this year's "Jesus," entertained children by nailing some susspected Gays (Californian tourists) to wooden crosses, then disembowling them and handing out the entrails as prizes" Members of the Grand Plains Area Wives Association followed behind with a 15-foot hand-sewn banner, cosponsored by Jerry's Auto Body And Kangeroo Court Service, which read: "GPAWA and Jerry's Cringe To Think What You're Putting Your Family Through, It would be better to stick it up your sisters "wrong un" than another mans"

Organized every year by the Grand Plains City Council and a coalition of area churches, Nazi and White Power groups, the Gay Shame Parade has been an annual event here since 1977, the year that citizens first became aware of gay people's existence or as the rest of America remembers it, the 1st time television and electrciity came to this town

"To see a whole community rally together like this around a good cause—it's really an inspiration," said trailer trash Ellen Lundblom, a mother of four conjoined twins enjoying the festivities with her youngest son, first-time reveler Timmy, 3. "If I were a lesbian, this would have really made me feel awful about myself, lucky I am not so I'll be making out with my sister later who I am joined at the hip to, quite literally !

"My favorite part was the balloons," Timmy Lundblom said. "They had all different colors of angry frowny-faces on them, and the bestest ones showed gays being eaten by local residents.

The event got off to a rousing start with the Grand Plains High School Waffen SS marching band playing such classics as "The Star-Spangled Banner" "Onward, Christian Soldiers and"Burn In Hell " The mood grew palpably more sober during the middle portion of the procession, as members of the Grand Plains Baptist Hitler Youth Church marched with folded arms in stony, judgmental silence and stared at the spectators lining the streets and having some of them arrested and taken away to be burnt at the stake for looking gay

The spirit of levity returned, however, toward the parade's finish, which featured balloon giveaways, a float contest, and an appearance by 6-year-old albino cousins Christopher Weiland and Courtney Wendt, who were crowned "Junior Mister and Miss Heterosexual" on Saturday and given the bridal sweet at the local hotel to consumate thier marriage. The parade concluded with a group reading of Leviticus 20:13 and the stoning to death of a group of lesbians (female tourists from California)

Rosler28 · Sat Sep 08, 2007 9:05 am

Fellers, you do know that The Onion is not entirely real? It's a "parody newspaper" and I used to be an avid reader but stopped as it seemed to have exhausted its supply of new material.
Check it out on Wikipedia here:

THE ONION

Robot Nixon · Sat Sep 08, 2007 10:37 am

:lol: I thought it probably was but you can never be to sure with backwater american towns!

Also they pull it off so well........

Bad Taste

Social issues

Reminds me of brass eye.