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From injury, the inbred worlds greatest Left Back (yeah right) is set to make his comeback against Stockport County in the senior cup on Thurdsay.

Heres hoping this is the seen from Stockport on Thursday.

Some facts about Gary Neville you might not know.

1) Gary is inbred
2) His ugly fuckwitted banjo strumming sister Philip plays for Everton
3) His fucking ugly brother (who could also be his mum) Tracey plays Netball for England
4) Gary has been trying to grow a moustache secretly for 15 years.
5) Gary takes charisma lessons from Nigel Mansell.

Monkey Balls · Wed Oct 31, 2007 7:10 pm

And his dad's called Neville Neville :D :D :D :D :D :D

10 out of 10 for imagination!

Rosler28 · Mon Nov 05, 2007 3:19 am

I don't know if coverage of this weeping pustule's return to action reached the southern counties but us up North afforded ourselves a little laugh when we found out that he'd managed to score an own goal and get himself booked during the 60 minutes he completed before being subbed.
What an absolute anus that fucker is!!!